Humor relating to Iraq

The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics: 1. Engage the enemy. 2. Draw him into your territory. 3. Wait until winter sets in. ——————————————————————————– The Iraqi verions of the classic army regulations can be summarized as: If it doesn’t move, hide behind it. If it does move, surrender to it. ——————————————————————————– Iraqi Air Force motto: I came I saw Iran